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偶爾的聽聽謊言,給別人騙騙也不算是什麼懷事情… 說者有心(騙),聽者有意(受騙),根蒂在於「利益」多少。
中午無所事事行吓海旁,正係我欣賞圍港之際~ 突然有位老外走埋黎,搭咗兩句訕後,佢竟然幫我睇起相黎,係我好奇心推壓下,只好同佢吹落去… 條友講嘅野都真係幾鬼arm聽(即係好鬼中啦~),最令我匪而所思嘅係,佢一路講就一路寫,根住就比咗張紙仔我,然後叫我握實張紙仔,再叫我吹一下隻手(希望我願望可成真之意),然而再問我鐘意乜野顏色~ 禁我就答佢黑色,根住佢又話唔可以揀黑色、白色同紅色… 禁我為有揀綠色啦~
神奇嘅野發生啦~ 佢再叫我打開隻握咗分幾鐘嘅紙仔一睇,竟然真係寫住”Green”(綠色)! 接住就叫我係禁兒供奉少少$比GOD,於是我見佢係我呢個禁”梅”嘅狀態下記表演把戲而又講咗d禁有希望嘅說話比我聽… 我就”揞”咗五條野比佢,誰不知佢話要d “bigger one”(大張d),禁我就順佢意比咗一舊水… 收$後佢馬不停蹄又繼續算同寫,而我就繼續享受地係禁聽,根住佢又重複禁比咗張紙仔我握實,而呢次就問我鍾意d乜野種類嘅花同最鍾意嘅Number,我又答咗佢,而呢鑊佢就叫我吹三下隻手… 當期時我一路吹就一路心有不妙禁諗…”上個野吹一下就一舊水,呢鑊唔洗講實要三舊啦!”
說時遲,那時快(唔洗講…佢又中),但呢次佢就加入咗少少新源素,佢係個袋入面拿咗粒石仔出黎,話係"lucky stone",與此同時大開金口叫我”make a bless for everything”,然後如我所料~ 佢呢次真係要三舊水而同時間係禁強調呢三舊水係比個”bless”,唔係比佢! 我一手就拿咗粒石仔,根住就同佢講 – “you know that I’m fucking poor right now, and that hundred buck is fair enough for your trick…seriously, I really appreciated you! seeya~
就係禁我隨著佢嘅呼喚聲掉頭就走,走呀走…一路行就一路諗到底”古” 紙仔同算命有咩”哪none”呢?! 同時間又係到諗佢嘅竅門,但就真係”R”爆頭都諗唔到… 最後都係咪鬼諗,因為如果萬一比我諗到… 個一舊水就真係比得便「on 居」!
中午無所事事行吓海旁,正係我欣賞圍港之際~ 突然有位老外走埋黎,搭咗兩句訕後,佢竟然幫我睇起相黎,係我好奇心推壓下,只好同佢吹落去… 條友講嘅野都真係幾鬼arm聽(即係好鬼中啦~),最令我匪而所思嘅係,佢一路講就一路寫,根住就比咗張紙仔我,然後叫我握實張紙仔,再叫我吹一下隻手(希望我願望可成真之意),然而再問我鐘意乜野顏色~ 禁我就答佢黑色,根住佢又話唔可以揀黑色、白色同紅色… 禁我為有揀綠色啦~
神奇嘅野發生啦~ 佢再叫我打開隻握咗分幾鐘嘅紙仔一睇,竟然真係寫住”Green”(綠色)! 接住就叫我係禁兒供奉少少$比GOD,於是我見佢係我呢個禁”梅”嘅狀態下記表演把戲而又講咗d禁有希望嘅說話比我聽… 我就”揞”咗五條野比佢,誰不知佢話要d “bigger one”(大張d),禁我就順佢意比咗一舊水… 收$後佢馬不停蹄又繼續算同寫,而我就繼續享受地係禁聽,根住佢又重複禁比咗張紙仔我握實,而呢次就問我鍾意d乜野種類嘅花同最鍾意嘅Number,我又答咗佢,而呢鑊佢就叫我吹三下隻手… 當期時我一路吹就一路心有不妙禁諗…”上個野吹一下就一舊水,呢鑊唔洗講實要三舊啦!”
說時遲,那時快(唔洗講…佢又中),但呢次佢就加入咗少少新源素,佢係個袋入面拿咗粒石仔出黎,話係"lucky stone",與此同時大開金口叫我”make a bless for everything”,然後如我所料~ 佢呢次真係要三舊水而同時間係禁強調呢三舊水係比個”bless”,唔係比佢! 我一手就拿咗粒石仔,根住就同佢講 – “you know that I’m fucking poor right now, and that hundred buck is fair enough for your trick…seriously, I really appreciated you! seeya~
就係禁我隨著佢嘅呼喚聲掉頭就走,走呀走…一路行就一路諗到底”古” 紙仔同算命有咩”哪none”呢?! 同時間又係到諗佢嘅竅門,但就真係”R”爆頭都諗唔到… 最後都係咪鬼諗,因為如果萬一比我諗到… 個一舊水就真係比得便「on 居」!
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